The Bloated Liar of Fort Worth and the Truth

 Most Sacramental Christians in the English Speaking world have by this point in time heard of the case of Father Philip Johnson from the Diocese of Raleigh, North Carolina.  Last year, Fr. Philip was publicly accused and denounced for allegedly "violating the sixth commandment" with the mother superior of the Arlington Carmelite convent in Texas.  Bishop Olson of the Diocese of Fort Worth was vehement in his public pronouncements of Fr. Philip's guilt, despite claiming the investigation was still ongoing; and did all in his power to destroy both the career and reputation of a brother priest in the church of God.  

Now that a year has passed, there is good news for Fr. Philip and the church as a whole.  Despite Olson the Odious' best attempts to destroy him, the Diocese of Raleigh, NC has determined that he is completely and utterly innocent of ANY and ALL the accusations made against him by the bishop of Fort Worth (as of June 25, 2024).  Though Fr. Philip's reputation is still in tatters, and many will still mock him for the accusations, though thoroughly disproved; he has risen above the slander and false claims of a monstrous, tyrannical, childish, bloated man who calls himself the Bishop of Fort Worth.  

To our Brother, Fr. Philip- we wish you all the best in your return to a form of ministry to which you were ordained, however you choose and are able to carry it out.

To the Monster of Fort Worth- You have violated the 8th and 10th commandments and stand in mortal peril of your soul's salvation.  You must publicly repent and do public penance before this horrendous crime which cries to heaven can be absolved; and know this: though you may think you have absolution enough, God will judge your soul for the lives you have destroyed in your gleeful attempt to gain property and public attention.  May God have mercy on your soul, though I doubt it's worth the effort. 





 

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